2023 Recap
Everyone lost but Mary
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“Sucks to Suck” – Mary Bruder
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You may not want to take a look at what your team was like last year, but maybe you should?
Team Totals

Team Ratings

2023-2024 Playoffs

Top Performers in Key Categories:
- Scoring (PTS):
- Top Scorer: “Too Hot For Kool Aid” with 19,020 points.
- “Too Hot For Kool Aid” is dominant in scoring, leading the pack by a decent margin over other teams. This suggests they have strong offensive players who consistently produce points.
- Rebounds (REB):
- Top Rebounding Team: “GetSome” with 6,743 rebounds.
- “GetSome” stands out for controlling the boards, indicating a roster that focuses on big men or players with strong rebounding abilities. This strength gives them second-chance points and limits their opponents’ opportunities.
- Assists (AST):
- Top in Assists: “Too Hot For Kool Aid” with 4,638 assists.
- “Too Hot For Kool Aid” not only scores but also shares the ball well, leading in assists. Their team likely has strong playmakers who create opportunities for others.
- Steals (ST):
- Top Steal Leader: “Too Hot For Kool Aid” with 1,018 steals.
- “Too Hot For Kool Aid” excels defensively as well, especially in getting steals. Their aggressive defense forces turnovers, creating fast-break opportunities.
- Blocks (BLK):
- Best Shot Blocker: “Michael’s Very Rad Team” with 781 blocks.
- “Michael’s Very Rad Team” excels in protecting the rim, leading in blocks. This suggests strong defensive players who alter shots and prevent easy baskets.
- Turnovers (TO):
- Fewest Turnovers: “Michael’s Very Rad Team” with 1,770 turnovers.
- This indicates “Michael’s Very Rad Team” manages possession well, likely making fewer mistakes and maintaining efficient play, which is crucial for limiting opponents’ scoring.
Strengths and Weaknesses of Each Team:
- GetSome:
- Strengths: Excellent at rebounding (6,743 REB), strong free throw performance (3,181 FTM).
- Weaknesses: Mid-tier in assists and steals, indicating they might struggle with ball movement and forcing turnovers.
- Mary Gets Bucketzz:
- Strengths: Fantastic 3-point shooting (2,052 3PTM) and free throws (3,166 FTM), showing an ability to spread the floor and capitalize on scoring opportunities.
- Weaknesses: Rebounds and blocks are lower compared to other teams, suggesting they might struggle defensively, particularly in interior defense.
- Too Hot For Kool Aid:
- Strengths: Leading in points, assists, steals, and near the top in most other categories. This is clearly a well-rounded team with strengths in both offense and defense.
- Weaknesses: Turnovers (2,092 TO) are on the higher side, which might allow opponents more scoring opportunities.
- Joker’s Jockstrap:
- Strengths: Well-balanced with strong points (18,627 PTS) and good steals (920 ST), indicating a decent offense and solid defensive pressure.
- Weaknesses: Mid-level in rebounds and blocks, meaning they might be vulnerable to strong inside play and second-chance points.
- Lamelo’s Cunning Butler:
- Strengths: Competitive in assists (3,882 AST) and steals (912 ST), implying strong ball movement and active hands on defense.
- Weaknesses: Points scored (16,351 PTS) and blocks (476 BLK) are relatively low, so they may struggle offensively and in protecting the rim.
- Michael’s Very Rad Team:
- Strengths: Leading in blocks (781 BLK) and fewest turnovers (1,770 TO), making them strong defensively and efficient with the ball.
- Weaknesses: Middle of the pack in scoring and assists, indicating that while they’re defensively sound, they may not be as dynamic offensively.
- Lowryour expectations:
- Strengths: Moderate in blocks (706 BLK) and 3-point shooting (1,562 3PTM), showing decent defense and long-range shooting.
- Weaknesses: Low points scored (14,278 PTS) and rebounds (4,739 REB), suggesting they might struggle both offensively and on the boards.
- Big Dunk Energy:
- Strengths: Competitive in rebounds (5,008 REB) and steals (742 ST), indicating some defensive prowess and rebounding ability.
- Weaknesses: Relatively low in points scored (14,575 PTS) and free throws made (2,354 FTM), which could point to inefficient offensive production.


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